"Buy The Game, I Have a Gun" -Sheesh-Man | XBOX+PC | For any account
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Loyalty discount! If the total amount of your purchases from the seller more than:
| $100 | the discount is | 1% |
| $200 | the discount is | 2% |
| $300 | the discount is | 3% |
~ $23.34
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📌PURCHASE INFORMATION:
❗️This is NOT a key. This is an account activation!
❗️After payment, you will receive a 16-digit purchase code, which you must provide in the Correspondence with the seller in your personal account (https://oplata.info)
✅The game is permanently associated with your XBOX account.
⚠️If at the time of purchase it turns out that you tried to purchase any content in a store region that does not match your location and you see an error message stating that your card´s region does not match the Microsoft Store region, there will be temporary purchase restrictions on that account (https://www.microsoft.com/ru-ru/servicesagreement). We will offer you the option to have the game delivered to another account (price may change) or issue a refund minus a 25% fee.
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🚀Account activation.
⏰ times range from 5 minutes to 24 hours. All orders are processed manually during business hours on a first-come, first-served basis.
❗️This is NOT a key. This is an account activation!
❗️After payment, you will receive a 16-digit purchase code, which you must provide in the Correspondence with the seller in your personal account (https://oplata.info)
✅The game is permanently associated with your XBOX account.
⚠️If at the time of purchase it turns out that you tried to purchase any content in a store region that does not match your location and you see an error message stating that your card´s region does not match the Microsoft Store region, there will be temporary purchase restrictions on that account (https://www.microsoft.com/ru-ru/servicesagreement). We will offer you the option to have the game delivered to another account (price may change) or issue a refund minus a 25% fee.
📦 METHOD:
🚀Account activation.
⏰ times range from 5 minutes to 24 hours. All orders are processed manually during business hours on a first-come, first-served basis.
TITLE: "Buy The Game, I Have a Gun" -Sheesh-Man
TYPE: Game
DEVICE: Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PC, Handheld
PLATFORM: Xbox Live, Microsoft Store
OS: Xbox OS, Windows
GENRE: Action & adventure
DEVELOPER: Kimulator´s Films inc
RELEASE DATE: 27.02.2026
LINK: https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/GGWPshop/9NSN1T4VG0RN
TYPE: Game
DEVICE: Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PC, Handheld
PLATFORM: Xbox Live, Microsoft Store
OS: Xbox OS, Windows
GENRE: Action & adventure
DEVELOPER: Kimulator´s Films inc
RELEASE DATE: 27.02.2026
LINK: https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/GGWPshop/9NSN1T4VG0RN
⌛️WORKING HOURS:
Every day from 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM Moscow time.
Orders are processed during business hours. If you purchase outside of business hours, please wait for a response from a manager!
↩️RETURN POLICY:
• Item received — No returns!
• Item NOT received:
Our fault — Full refund
Your fault (didn´t read the description, bought the wrong item, found it cheaper, no longer needed, not ready to wait, etc.) — Refund minus a 25% commission
🎁ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
• WANT A DISCOUNT? Leave a REVIEW and receive a GIFT CERTIFICATE for your next purchase!
• Check out our other products: https://e-market.su/seller/1122843
• We can also pay for any game, program, subscription, or purchase from an international store for you. Contact us!
Every day from 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM Moscow time.
Orders are processed during business hours. If you purchase outside of business hours, please wait for a response from a manager!
↩️RETURN POLICY:
• Item received — No returns!
• Item NOT received:
Our fault — Full refund
Your fault (didn´t read the description, bought the wrong item, found it cheaper, no longer needed, not ready to wait, etc.) — Refund minus a 25% commission
🎁ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
• WANT A DISCOUNT? Leave a REVIEW and receive a GIFT CERTIFICATE for your next purchase!
• Check out our other products: https://e-market.su/seller/1122843
• We can also pay for any game, program, subscription, or purchase from an international store for you. Contact us!
"Listen carefully, this might be the most important thing you will ever buy in your entire life.
This game is worth every penny, and you should buy it right now, why? Firstly because the whole story was written during a live-stream, which makes the story totally nonsensical! If this doesn´t convince you remember that not only do I have a gun, I also know all your secrets. This is of course a joke, I do not know your secrets, yet.
The game even features some of the most famous actors to have ever lived, including "Thrash94Gaming" you might know him for never being in a movie. "LaraCroft86" you might know her for also not being in any movie. Lastly but mostly least "Gamer Jeffro" for his famous role as Asa Gray in the video game that you are about to buy. Thankfully this game also includes two actors from Kimulator´s Films, sadly they also were never in anything noteworthy.
You might wonder who I am, well I´m Sheesh-Man, I literally come from another planet, I´m like an alien, a spooky sheeshing alien to say the truth. Don´t challenge me or I will sheesh your whole family, including your dog, it´s not a threat, it´s a fact.
Now back to the game, it features over 2 hours of video footage of me and my worst enemy Swag-Girl, who even says Swag now? Pft, we all know Sheeshing is the new hip and cool thing to do.
This game is an interactive movie telling the story of how I went on earth and became a super-hero or whatever, it´s pretty sick if you ask me! Not sick in the sense that you will throw up, but in the sense that it´s cool. This my friend was a word play, you can expect this level of humour in the game, may I say it even gets better than this, not a lot, but at least a little bit.
The game as a ton of bonus content too! Even a video of Mini the dog taking a shower, can you believe it? I surely can, because it´s true and it´s literally in the game.
Either way, I don´t think you need more reasons to buy the game but I will give you another one, owning this game will show all your friends that you are indeed the best gamer of the gamers.
Now back to the fact that I have a gun. (Reference to the title of the game, get it? Lol)
Don´t worry, I won´t use it.
Just remember that I could.
Thank you."
The one and only,
-Sheesh-Man
This game is worth every penny, and you should buy it right now, why? Firstly because the whole story was written during a live-stream, which makes the story totally nonsensical! If this doesn´t convince you remember that not only do I have a gun, I also know all your secrets. This is of course a joke, I do not know your secrets, yet.
The game even features some of the most famous actors to have ever lived, including "Thrash94Gaming" you might know him for never being in a movie. "LaraCroft86" you might know her for also not being in any movie. Lastly but mostly least "Gamer Jeffro" for his famous role as Asa Gray in the video game that you are about to buy. Thankfully this game also includes two actors from Kimulator´s Films, sadly they also were never in anything noteworthy.
You might wonder who I am, well I´m Sheesh-Man, I literally come from another planet, I´m like an alien, a spooky sheeshing alien to say the truth. Don´t challenge me or I will sheesh your whole family, including your dog, it´s not a threat, it´s a fact.
Now back to the game, it features over 2 hours of video footage of me and my worst enemy Swag-Girl, who even says Swag now? Pft, we all know Sheeshing is the new hip and cool thing to do.
This game is an interactive movie telling the story of how I went on earth and became a super-hero or whatever, it´s pretty sick if you ask me! Not sick in the sense that you will throw up, but in the sense that it´s cool. This my friend was a word play, you can expect this level of humour in the game, may I say it even gets better than this, not a lot, but at least a little bit.
The game as a ton of bonus content too! Even a video of Mini the dog taking a shower, can you believe it? I surely can, because it´s true and it´s literally in the game.
Either way, I don´t think you need more reasons to buy the game but I will give you another one, owning this game will show all your friends that you are indeed the best gamer of the gamers.
Now back to the fact that I have a gun. (Reference to the title of the game, get it? Lol)
Don´t worry, I won´t use it.
Just remember that I could.
Thank you."
The one and only,
-Sheesh-Man
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